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Old 08-10-2017, 01:28 PM
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"Oh please Don't Natasha, It's Me Sofie"

"Sofie ! What the hell are you doing here, how did you get on board this flight ?"

"Well you and Sam left me home all alone and I got scared, so I decided that if you Guy's can go on this flight then so can I" " I found Sam's Gibbmodoll Hat and that gave me an idea "" I put the hat on and ran as fast as I could, and I got here just in time, the nice man at check in seen my hat and said I better hurry as the flight was just about to take off, he didn't even ask me for a ticket or anything" So I sneeked on board and have been hideing so no one could see me, then I got a little hungery and then that's when you found me in the galley"

"Oh so you think your clever now don't you" "I still have to report this to the Captain, I am sorry sophie but it's my job!"


"Now take my hand so you can't run off again"

"Oh Please Natasha please don't!"



"I hate you Natasha !!!!!"





"Yeah Yeah ! Whatever !!!"
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"Ok I have told the Captain and he wants to see you right now!" So come on lets go !"

"But I'm frightened Natasha"

"Just wait till I tell Samurai, then you will know what being frightened really is!"

"Oh crap, I forgot all about him"
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Old 08-10-2017, 01:36 PM
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Post by Justine, Natasha and Sofie Cabin Crew

"Hi Natasha, look at me, I'm a Virgin"

"I should hope so to young lady"

"No silly, I meen I'm a Virgin like you!"

" You meen your a Virgin Air Stewerdess like me."

"Duh! isn't that what i just said stupid" "And who is the Blonde Chick?

"Hey less of the wise ass remarks young lady, Anyway how did you swing that one?"" And this is Justine Head Stewerdess aboard this flight so watch yourself"

"Hi Justine, you have beautifull big blue eyes, and I love your perfume"



"It was easy, a petted lip and puppy dog eyes works every time""The Captain asked why I was on board and I told him what I told you earlier, I guess he felt sorry for me and then he asked what I would like to be when I grow up, I said I would like to be a Virgin just like my big sister, Him and the Co Pilot just burst out laughing when I said that, No idea why, (think about it) Anyway he said Oh you want to be a Stewerdess Like Natasha (like I said duh! I though pilots where supposed to be brainy) Yes Captain I would like to be a stewersess just like Natasha. Well it so happens He Said, I have a uniform here, and if it fits you can have a job and work off your airfair for the rest of the flight. And here I am "

"You lucky little devil, well that's fine, here you can start by taking the Captain and the Co pilots Sheperds Pie to them, they must be starving by now." And after that the toilets need cleaning, Mr Wulfie was in there with 2 girls for quite some time, just watch yourself though, the floors quite slippy, god knows what he was up to"

"Oh ok and I know what Mr Wulfie was up to"

"Oh yes what was that then"

""He was filling out the form to join the mile high club whatever that is" " I read it in the previous posts" " you should try it sometime"

"What, Joining the mile high club?"

"No numb nut, READING !!!!" " You sure your not a blonde natasha"

"You little ***** get back here!"

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Old 08-10-2017, 01:38 PM
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Oh No !Please somebody tell me I am dreaming

Natasha and Sophie on board this flight, I came here to get away from them!

Between those to, and some jerk constantly complaining, air turblance, and a very slippy bathroom floor, this is turning out to be the flight from hell!!!!

I'v had enugh I am outa here.................................
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Post by Mr Loverboy and Maria

I like that Sophie Loverboy, she's got attitude like me! I could learn something from her!!
I think we should invite Sophie for dinner with Ursa and his ladies, Sam and phil and JayJay and their ladies.
Blimey Maria why not invite the Captain as well and Mr.Angry! Do you think I'm made of money!
It's okay darling Loverboy I have my own money. It's my treat honey.
Where did you get money from Maria?
Sorry Loverboy I sold some of your Kate Bush stuff on e-bay.
YOU DID WHAT MARIA!!!?
Sorry Lover, but you have got me now, and you don't need Kate Bush anymore. It was all just in a bag in your cupboard.
I can be your Kate Bush now honey, look here's the money, take it if you want it. I'm sorry if I upset you.
Blimey there's around 300 there!
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Brilliant stuff - thanks for posting.
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great episode (except for lois puking and mister angry) glad sophie isn't in trouble CG says shes cute just like me.

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