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Old 17-12-2017, 12:03 PM
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An male elf was so paranoid about the size of his willy that he could never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in love with a elf nurse. One fine evening, they went back to her place. She put on some soft music and led him into the bedroom. Totally mortified, he told her of his problem. "Don't worry," She said. "I'm a nurse. I won't laugh." Blushing the man drops his trousers. "It's OK," she said. "I've seen lots smaller than that." "Really?" the relieved elf asked. She nodded. "Yes," she chuckled, "I used to work in the maternity unit."
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Old 18-12-2017, 07:53 PM
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that must have killed the mood and his confidence.

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Old 19-12-2017, 11:49 AM
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Oh dear, don't know what the say really
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Old 19-12-2017, 01:55 PM
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Omg! :d
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Old 21-12-2017, 10:18 PM
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That's one way to kill his elf-esteem

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